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[vim-official]

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[flatpak-official]

perona 👻 | moon queen 🌙

i've shared these indirectly before through rice screenshots, but here are my toei animation-inspired neovim colorschemes. i haven't ported them to many applications/terminal emulators besides foot since i use them all over my sway setup.

they're works in progress; despite moon queen's repo age, i've been messing with it for almost a year and a half now(!) and only recently for neovim. i use a lot of the mini.nvim library, so idk if i'll ever add support for a lot of popular plugins.

i don't know lua that well, so i ripped a lot off of xero's evangelion.nvim, not in least of which for weaboo inspiration, and used the excellent lush.nvim and shipwright combo. i highly recommend them for making your own!

[c-official]

I do enjoy my colemak layout. But it is a weird place to have the arrow keys.

[simscici]

This guy with Derick is an official townie from the game, but I forgot his name lol

Previous / Next Beginning (Gen 8)

Image transcripts (PT):

Juniper: Diga xiiis

Enrique: Pelo amor de Deus, não vai postar isso.

Juniper: Claro que não, acha que eu sou idiota?

Enrique: Idiota não é bem a palavra né…

Juniper: É a primeira vez que eu vou numa festa! Festa de verdade!

Enrique: Legal, né?!

Juniper: Mas parece um pouco vazio…

Enrique: Não é nem meia noite ainda, a galera só vem na madrugada.

Diversão de verdade (De ir a uma festa) Mesmo que Juniper tenha chegado cedo demais na festa, ainda assim foi muito divertido. O sentimento de independência e liberdade é ótimo, ela gostaria de se sentir assim mais vezes.

Não foi tão ruim (De escapar a noite) Enrique no começo estava com medo de algo dar errado, mas por algum motivo ele não consegue dizer não para a Juniper. Talvez ela tenha uma habilidade oculta de convencimento. De qualquer forma, ele está se divertindo muito e não seria ruim fazer isso com ela novamente…

Enrique: Tá, tem mais um lugar que eu quero te mostrar. Mas é segredo.

Juniper: Eu adoro segredos!

Enrique: O que achou?

Juniper: hmmm peculiar… Que lugar é esse mesmo?

Enrique: Nessas raves toma muita competições clandestinas e claro que teria a de jogos online.

Juniper: Competição clandestina de jogo online? Tipo, é só jogo online.

Enrique: O segredo está nas recompensas dessas apostas, além de outras coisas, claro.

Juniper: Ah entendi… Deve rolar uma lavagem de dinheiro da pesada por aqui.

Enrique: Capaz… Eu soube que esse lugar é um local temporário porque… Sei lá pq, eles tiveram que sair do antigo local. Por isso que daqui só os computadores que prestam (ri)

Juniper: Entendi…

Juniper: Então eu não posso participar?

Enrique: Não hoje, pelo menos. Tem que fazer uma inscrição prévia, pagar uma taxa, esperar ser chamado… Mó rolê.

Juniper: Ricky, tu tá sabendo demais hein. Frequenta esses lugares com frequência?

Enrique: Eu? Eu não! Quer dizer… De vez em quando, mas a galera da escola fala muito também, então eu sempre fico sabendo.

Juniper: Sabe o que eles comentam também? Que existe uma espécie de olheiro nessas competições, por isso muito adolescente vem participar. Afinal, quem não quer ganhar a vida jogando?? Eu queria.

Nicole: Olha só o que temos aqui!

Enrique: Nicole, pensei que não iria competir hoje.

Nicole: Não vou! Vim só pra olhar hoje. Iai Juniper.

Juniper: Eae! Eu quase me surpreendi de te ver aqui, mas lembrei que mais cedo vi o Derick e vocês dois sempre estão grudados.

Nicole: To começando a construir o mesmo pensamento, só que entre você e o Enrique!

Nicole: Você vai competir?

Juniper: Não, hoje não. Quem sabe na próxima!

Nicole: Quando for, me avisa, vou adorar competir contigo.

Juniper: Só se a recompensa for um lanche bem caprichado!

Nicole riu. Não era exatamente uma risada de quem achou engraçado o que Juniper disse.

Nicole: Fechado! Ninguém recusa um bom lanche.

Próximo dali, Juniper ouviu um cara parabenizando Derick pela vitória. Aparentemente ele havia ganhado a competição da noite.

Pra ser sincera, Juniper achava aquele lugar estranho, mas era sua primeira vez e ela ainda saiu escondida de casa. Faz sentido que seus nervos estejam um pouco abalados, pensou ela.

[sed-official]

im good! was just eating dinner (chicken and pasta), and have had a great rest day today with my dogs. i did nothing of note! yippee!

how are you?

echo -n "meo" && while [ 1 ]; do echo -n "w"; done

- @sed-official

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

hi sed how are you

[melinoelliones]

Your parents had asked you to babysit your siblings on halloween night as they had, “an important seminar they had to attend” and “needed you to watch them”.... So who was the guy at the door?

MINORS DNI/AGELESS BLOGS DNI/ANTI DC DNI/18+

Kinktober 2023 Masterlist

Warnings: Brainwashing, quickie gone wrong (kinda), death, biting, no prep, dub con, tears, incubus, creampie?, rough sex! fem reader

2.3k words

Imma say this is Dark Content so if you do not like death, blurred lines between consent and no consent or no prep DO NOT READ THIS!! This is not for you i’m afraid. Sae is a incubus. I have never written this kind of thing before so don’t jump me ya’ll. 

“Ugh can you two shut up already, I’ve been dragged to every house in the neighbourhood, cut me some slack will ya” you groaned, throwing yourself onto the couch. Totally ignoring the trails of “but mom said” and “please” that followed behind you.

You had just got home from taking your younger siblings out for Trick or Treating as you did every year, however this was your first official break from starting Uni so you had hoped they’d let you off this time round. To be fair, there was never a dull moment with those two though you had to admit, even if they forced you to dress up with them.

Watching the two kids dressed as ghosts fling their tubs of candy all over the floor you sighed, “I hope you know I’m not cleaning all that up”. “Yeah yeah we know” they rolled their eyes in unison as they began their candy trade whilst you simply scrolled on your phone idly. 

“Stuck babysitting once again, never gets old” you mumbled to yourself, shifting your angel wings off your back and onto the floor. Your siblings had forced you to dress as an angel but you only agreed if you could pick the clothes. 

“Stop, you’re messing up our piles” your sister moaned, flinging them at your head on impulse. “HEY, STOP THAT OR I’LL HA~”, you were cut off as the doorbell rang. Your eyes turnt to the kids on the floor as if to ask if they knew who that was, yet you were met with two matching pairs of clueless eyes.

You all stayed frozen as the rings continued, over and over again until you mustered up the courage to walk over to the front door, your heart pounding out of your chest at this point as your hand hovered over the knob. Who could be at the door at this time, your house was the only one on the block that didn’t have major decorations so people knew to not come knocking.

Slowly turning the doorknob the door flew open causing you to step back a bit, standing a foot away from you was a boy who looked about your age, staring pure daggers at you. “Wrong house maybe?” you questioned sarcastically, pure vim rolling off the tongue as you retook a step forward. Who was he anyway?

“Definitely the right house” the boy scoffed, looking you up and down as he continued “I’m the babysitter, and by the looks of it, I was needed”. You stood dumbfounded as he swerved straight past you and into your living room, turning to face him you retorted, “Wait a minute, you can’t just waltz up into people's houses like that, who even are you?”.

“Sae, the babysitter as I said a second ago, now hurry up and shut the door” he huffed, scanning the cluttered floor. “Oh yeah did mom and dad not tell you? They hired a babysitter", your brother spoke up before going back to his candy exchange. “Weren’t saying that when we were statues two minutes ago were ya. Didn’t wanna mention that huh?” you sighed, face planting your hand before shutting the door behind you. 

Why would your parents hire a babysitter if they knew you were staying the night? You weren’t a little kid anymore, what was the point of that? Not to mention the dude didn’t look like he’d be good with people in general, let alone kids, where’d they even find him. 

You watched as Sae strolled across the room scanning it thoroughly, same blank face plastered on his face as before, “well then? Start cleaning up this trash, it's late”. You stood behind the couch, since he’s the babysitter tonight you thought ‘maybe I’ll get a break after all’.

The twins scoured the man with looks of disgust as he barked orders almost immediately, “and who are you to tell us what to do?” “We are in the middle of a candy exchange”. “They got a point” you sniggered under your breath, turning away sharply as he glared at you. 

“I won’t ask you again, sort this out.” the guy ordered, hovering over the two as if they were ants. Should you step in? You weren’t the babysitter but maybe that was a bit harsh. As you went to tap him from behind the twins nodded, beginning to tidy away their candy in silence. 

“Now how did that work?” you muttered to yourself, you’d have to bribe them with a year's supply of goods to even get them to brush their teeth, let alone tidy up while they're in the middle of doing something. “And why aren’t you helping them?” Sae asked, back still to you as the kids hurried to pack away their candy. 

“Umm, maybe because I don’t need a babysitter, nor do I need a strange pink haired boy telling me what I should and shouldn’t do in my own house” you pointed out. What was not clicking for this guy; first he comes to the house unannounced and now he's barking orders? What is going on today, where did your parents even find this guy, maybe if yall met at a party you could have hit it off but God was he rubbing you up the wrong way right now.

You heard a faint sigh from him as he took a step to the side before pointing at the staircase, “N’ go on, I don’t even want to see your faces till your parents get back”. Your face showed an expression of pure disbelief as you watched your siblings almost march up the stairs with a simple “okay, goodnight”, no rebuttal, no fight back, just compliance. 

As you tried to comprehend the scene that just played out before you, Sae managed to make his way around you, his hand trailing your waist and to your hand, gripping it ever so slightly “I don’t need a strange pink haired babysitter telling me what I should and shouldn't do, was it?” he chuckled, reiterating what you had already said prior while pulling your hand closer, your back pressed up against his left side as he examined it.

“Maybe I should make you eat those words angel”, “what are you doing, this isn't very professional of you mr babysitter” you spat, did he really think this would be the case of easy girl sleeps with the hot babysitter.

“Is there something in the air today” you scowled, yanking your hand out of the guys grasp and turning to face him, your back hoving just in front of the couches back, “If you’re a babysitter, what’s with the fangs and pointy tail hmm?”, “Oh you like em?” he smirked.

You stood your ground as the guy inched closer and closer to you till he was almost towering over you, your eyes refusing to meet his while you spoke “No, do babysitters usually dress as… Wait a minute”.

“You didn’t come in the house wearing that, what are you?” you stuttered, your eyes darting around his body taking in all the new features. There was no way something like that could have slipped your mind, absolutely no way. “Oh lighten up angel it’s just a costume, maybe you’re just exhausted and didn’t notice. But hey, if you wanted a closer look you could've just asked” he ribbed.

You could feel Sae’s presence as he stepped closer, his cold body radiating an eerie aura that made your heart almost instantly start racing like never before. His icy hot hands cupped your face, trapping you in his gaze till you could no longer move your own body, it almost felt as if there was someone else in your skin and you were just the mere shell.

Under the trance he had put you under, your lips met in an all-consuming kiss, every inch of your body quivered with nothing but lust and desire but you had no control anymore. A small moan slipped your lips allowing him full access, tasting every inch of your mouth as your tongue wrapped around his.

Deepening the kiss, Sae slid his hands down your tight fitted dress, tracing every curve of your body as he lifted you with ease, wrapping your legs around his waist and arms around his neck. Sae walked you both around the couch, laying you on the cushions below yet your lips never broke apart.

“Sae please” you whined needily against his lips, pulling him in as close as you could. “Oh don’t worry, I’ll give it to you” he snickered, breaking away from you, a trail of saliva still connecting you both as he looked into your eyes, “It’ll be the last thing you get”.

Those words resonated with you, what was even happening right now. Fear started to sink in as he gazed into your fearful eyes, all you could see back was corruption and death. Sleeping with him was one thing, but what did he mean by “it'll be the last thing you get?”. You weren’t even sure which thoughts were yours and which were his that were being planted in your head.

Sae ran his fingers down to your underwear, the trail of a icy hot burn lingering where they touched as he slipped them down your legs and onto the floor in one swoop. Without warning he pushed himself between your legs with a groan that was lost amongst your own curses, “did I catch you off guard” he asked sarcastically, pressing his lips against yours to swallow your cries.

The heated kiss intensified as the guy slid his hand under your shirt, feeling the warmth of your breast as he took your harden nipple between his fingers, twisting ever so slightly every now and then. He could feel himself harden as he touched you, a feverish heat coursed through his veins. 

With every thrust you felt a fiery coldness inside you that was both unbearable and exhilarating - it was almost as if he was feeding off of your energy, taking pleasure from your body beneath him. “Fu~ck I need you” Sae groaned against your ear between moans, your body was taking him so well. You clung to him, your breathing becoming heavier as he moved inside you. 

You wanted him so badly in this moment yet you knew you didn’t want to die, your mind couldn’t even comprehend the situation you were in at this point. Pain, lust, fear and desire just mixing into one as your body held onto him. There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide and pretend this was a nightmare, this was your reality and there was nothing you could do. You had no control over your actions.

“You’re so fucking warm” he grunted, his thrusts getting deeper and more frantic as you cried out his name over and over again, tears streaming down your cheeks from the sensations. “S~Sae” you choked out, your eyebrows furrowed as his tip continuously pressed against your sweet spot, it almost felt as if with every stride more air left your body. You were almost suffocating but he made you feel so good.

The sounds of skin slapping against one another and passionate moans filled the large room, Sae’s body almost seeming to get more powerful as your needy cunt swallowed him in each time he grew faster.

“Sae please, i’m so close” you begged, your foreheads almost resting on one another's while he fucked you, your eyesight slowly fading away with each thrust. “Fuck I wish I could keep you to myself, too bad I gotta let you die” he cursed, not wanting to have to let you go, but as an incubus he had no choice.

“Go one, cum for me, paint this cock white before you go” he grinned, his vulgar tone hooking you in one final time, all that was on your mind was the need to fulfil your sexual appetite. Doing as told you came, your walls constricted around him, milking him dry but also coating his shaft completely.

“That’s it” he hissed, longing out his thrusts to allow you to enjoy your final orgasm before sliding out of you. Your vision began to blur and your eyes grew heavy, the realisation that you were fading away hitting you once again. 

You just wanted to slip away and forget everything, before you could drift away Sae whispered in your ear, “Can’t let you go without leaving my mark can I?”.

He sunk his fangs into your neck, an odd coolness running through your veins as he did, any energy you had left escaping as you took your final breath. This was it, this was how it would end for you, where did it all go wrong? Would he have left if you hadn’t opened the door? So many unanswered questions but sadly, time was up for you.

“So sweet, just how I like em” Sae laughed, composing himself while taking in the sight of your cold lifeless body laid on the couch. You were nothing more than a vessel to help him regain his power, however he had to admit, you felt different, not many were able to resist an incubus for as long as you could. But no matter the circumstances you had to pay with your life, life didn’t always get to go smoothly for everyone, life isn’t fair.

Just as those thoughts popped into his mind, Sae heard a car pull into the driveway. As he waltzed out of the house a man blocked his way, a confused expression on his face as he spoke, “erm, who are you and what are you doing here? I was told I was babysitting children”.

Glaring daggers at the smaller built man who looked no older than you, Sae rolled his eyes, “I don’t think it matters now anyway, you’re too late”. Stepping to the side and off into the distance Sae muttered, pointing back towards the babysitter, “But I will say, you’d better get ready to explain the scene in there”. 

Following the direction of Sae’s point the babysitter shuddered, panic and fear seeping in as he turnt the door handle to see the most horrific scene he had ever seen. Turning back in pure terror, the pink haired guy was already gone into the night.

[rust-official]

Given how @neovim-official hates me (see here) I have started learning @emacs-unofficial , using @doom-official and hence @emacs-evil-mode.

(this is not entirely a shitpost, one of my partners has been showing me around, largely for org mode but I've always been curious. Back when I got my start with Unix/Linux in the late 90s on a shell provider, emacs was the first editor I tried, but it was so slow to start back then that I switched to vim. How things would've been different for me if computers were faster when I started!)

[tomwambsgans]

poltergeist (2015) nicholas braun + enfield haunting mattmac.... imagine

[soupsie-daisy]

you there vim or emacs -@perl-official

vim til i die

[yuurei20]

It seems they changed “old man” to “damn bat” in the tamashina rerun (sorry I can’t find the tweet anymore 🙏)

i wonder if it’s because it’s supposed to be a secret that Lilia is old from the cast? (Maybe hinting this is before book 7)

Hello hello!! Ooo thank you so much for this! 🦇

Was it this tweet 👀

It is all true! Leona's original line involved じじい (an impolite word for an older man), but in the ongoing rerun it has been changed to コウモリ野郎 ("damn bat" is a great interpretation!), with the original localized on EN as "grungy" and "old" 📝

The same poster points out in a follow-up comment that じじい was changed again later on in the story and again to "damn bat," in a line that EN localized as "geezer" in the first run of the event.

So interesting 👀 That is a good point that maybe it is because Leona was not supposed to know that Lilia is old yet?

Vil has a line about how Lilia does not show any of the "youthful vim one would expect from a student," but maybe Leona's comment had been a little on the nose? 🧐 Very curious!

Thank you again! "Lilia and Bats" post has been updated! m(_ _)m

[vim-official]

30 Vim commands you NEED TO KNOW (in just 10 minutes)

[flatpak-official]

i am excited about no-neck-pain.nvim years old

[emacs-unofficial]

Should I learn emacs I've been coding in nano

@perl-official

I always recommend emacs. But depending on your use case you might want to learn something else first.

If you hop between different servers a lot and can't expect to have access to your favourite editor on there, I recommend learning the basics of vi/vim since that is preinstalled pretty much everywhere. Also, most bigger IDEs you might use in the future have a setting or extension to use vim-keybinds.

If you just want to program on your own machine, I recommend trying out a few different text-editors and then decide on one.

To learn emacs, I recommend using the built in tutorial. You can access it using C-h t (thats CTRL-h followed by t) while beeing in emacs.

To learn vim, you can use the vimtutor. I think it is automatically installed with vim on most distros, but may have to be installed separately on some. Also neovim/nvim is way better in term of extensibillity to regular vim

Other Editors you could try:

- VS Codium (Visual Studio Code fork that removed most Microsoft Stuff)

- helix - a Vim like Editor

- zed - way too fucused on AI features for my taste but I heard it has some other nice features

If you want some more infos on why emacs is great: here two semi serious posts I made in the past:

Pingin some people who also might have something to say:

@vim-official @helix-editor @emacs-evil-mode

[reinayourparade]

who: Reina & open where: Vim's

Papers sprawled in front of her, sat in a secluded booth towards the back, Reina struggled to stay focused as she shoveled in most of her Lanzhou Beef Noodle Soup. She was starving, like this was her second meal of the day as her first had been at five that morning. Pilates, she told herself , was going to be her new wakeup routine and keep her focused throughout the day....she didn't think of the new load of work being shoveled her way from another attorney a town over—something along the lines of 'needing expert advice' but she had already been told that they found out she was from a bigger firm in Chicago and wanted to test her. She could have said no, she could've sent all of their cases back...but who would that really help? Certainly not those families.

So, there she sat, eyes reading the lines of each official paperwork as her hands wove noodles and beef over and on top of chopsticks. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed a shadow, assuming it was her server, she spoke off to the right. "Could I put in an order of Kung Pao chicken and some steamed pork buns?" Shoveling in another chopstick full of noodles, she continued to read over her paperwork.

[remembertheplunge]

The human shall protest to the grave

February 1, 1992

Today I’m feeling really shaky—distraught—ANXT. Is it because last night things got shaken loose? Jumbled up—like the physical system after a tough work out—

I keep thinking about “Fried Green Tomatoes”. Nice life inspiration—kind of the “Chariots” of 1992.

Yesterday was incredible—really—at noon…Terry Loyal Jones signed his will. Blinded…he signed  his proposed will instructions which said  “I leave all else to my long time companion. Bury me in my tennis shoes—why waste a good pair of boots? Later, he decided—the boots would be ok, and his jeans and new shirt. If a certain 3 people attended the funeral, have them arrested (including a sister). At the funeral, come dressed for a party, I want balloons and two songs (I can’t recall now what the songs were). And, he included who he wanted to do his eulogy.

And, there he lied—all thin, giant, Auschwitz like. Blind. But full of vim and fire and life. His life flame burned as brightly…and his friend loved him as intensely and freshly…as any I have yet experienced..Terry and I shook hands twice. I said at the end “take care”.

And they, Terry and his partner, were just as fervently “Living”  the life style…”Why should we give up our property to relatives? We’ve lived like husband and wife”…so, the “will: will serve as their official statement of intent.

“We were legit.

BACK OFF.’

The book says—“The human shall protest to the grave.”

Thank God.

End of entry

12/3/2024. Notes:

Terry Loyal Joes had Aids. A 2/17/1992 margin note to the above entry said “he died last Thursday.”  He was matched with a volunteer with the Stanislaus County Aids Project who helped him through his illness and death. He was not my match. I must have been there to help him with the will signing. 

Late stage a

Fried Green Tomatoes was a 1991 movie. “Chariots” refers to “Chariots of Fire” a 1981 movie.

I’m not sure what book I was quoting from at the end of the entry (the human shall protest to the grave).  But, I still totally agree with the message. 

One AIDS related complex was loss of vision ability and blindness

Auschwitz was a German concentration camp where Jews, Gypsies LBGTQ and others were taken to be torched, starved and killed during World War II. The inmates grew to look like a late stage AIDS victim of the 1980's and 1990's.

[of-stars-and-dust]

Astronomy Picture of the Day

2005 June 10

Titan's Cryovolcano

Credit: VIMS Team, U. Arizona, ESA, NASA

Explanation: Investigators suspect the domed feature detailed above is an ice volcano, or cryovolcano, seen in infrared light through the hazy atmosphere on Saturn's moon Titan. Since Titan's surface temperature is around minus 180 degrees Celsius, lava welling up to form the volcanic mound would be icy indeed - possibly a slurry of methane, ammonia, and water ice combined with other ices and hydrocarbons. The circular feature is roughly thirty kilometers in diameter. If its volcanic nature is confirmed, the discovery of cryovolcanism on Titan could explain the origin of methane in Titan's atmosphere. Before the Cassini-Huygens mission to Saturn, a popular explanation for replenishing Titan's concentration of atmospheric methane was the presence of an extensive, methane-rich, hydrocarbon sea. But Cassini's instruments and the Huygens surface probe have failed to find such a global ocean.

Authors & editors: Robert Nemiroff (MTU) & Jerry Bonnell (USRA)

NASA Official: Jay Norris.

A service of: EUD at NASA / GSFC

& Michigan Tech. U.